Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.
Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.
Ladka : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station.
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Boy (Girlfriend se) : Darling… tum muje kitna pyar karti ho ?
Girl : Jitna tum karte ho jaan…
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Boy : Iska matlab ki tu bhi bas “Time Pass” hi karti hai.
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Girlfriend : Mere Janamdin ka girft kaha hai ?
Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..
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Girlfriend kushi se chillane lagti hai..
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Boyfriend : Bas usi color ki tere liye Lipstic laya hu.
Boy : Suno jara…!
Girl : Chup raho khate time bat nahi karte.
(Khane ke bad)
Girl : Ab bolo…
Boy : Teri Plate mein Cockroach tha. “Le… Ab ban Madam”
Ek khoobsurat Ladki se ek Ladke ne pucha – “Tum kaha raheti ho ?”
Girl – “Mein CG Road…”
Boy – “Itni khoobsurat hokar bhi Road par raheti ho, Mere ghar chalo.”
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Doctor and Dardi Jokes
Dardi (Doctor se) : Ab muje aapki davao se bahot hi accha hai. Bas thodi si aur sans ki taqlif hai.
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Doctor : To thik hai… Aap kahete ho to use rokne ke liye bhi Davai de deta hu.
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Very Funny sad Jokes
Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the.
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Achanak se Ek medhak nikla aur bola…
“Pani mein to aa sale, teri udasi utaru sale,
Apni vali ki chakkar mein meri vali ka Sar fod diya”
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Very Funny Wife Jokes
Chintu : Meri bivi mar gayi… Mein rona chahta tha… Par Anshu nikal hi nahi rahe the.
Fir muje ek dost ne kaha.
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“Imagine she’s come back!”
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Fir to pucho mat… “Kya roya mein”
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Chintu (Pintu se) : Tum dono ki jodi Raam aur Sita ki jodi jaisi hai.
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Pintu : Kya yar… Raam Sita jaisi…
“Na to Sali ye Dharti mein samati hai, Aur na ise Rawan lekar jata hai.”Ek dukhi pati BABA ke pass gaya aur bola – “Meri Wife Do din se khamos hai.”
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BABA – “To baccha mere pass kyu aaya hai, “Guinness Book of World Record” mein jao.Purani kahavat hai – “Sote samay Tension lekar nahi sona chaiye”
Ye jante hue bhi Log “Apni Bivi ke sath sote hai”
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Arj kiya hai – Funny Jokes
Arj kiya hai…
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Jamane ke dar se teri tasvir Toilette mein chupa rakhi hai.
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Wah wah…
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Jamane ke dar se teri tasvir Toilette mein chupa rakhi hai.
Didar ho tera bar bar isliye “JULAAB” ki goli kha rakhi hai.
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